Monday, November 12, 2007

Excerpt from the compendium of rules

Subsection upon: Flirting

Rule 1: Conscious flirting with any person you could reasonably become attracted is prohibited, to be punished with hope and despair in alternating sequence. Subconscious flirting is permissible provided rule 2 is not violated.

Rule 2: If being flirted upon, show no interest with flirter if flirting would be prohibited under rule 1, to be punished in the manner proscribed in rule 1.

Therefore: Flirting is only permissible with straight men and lesbian women.

Following these rules will lead to a proper and discordant society.

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